Horror la sangat

Click here to read more :)

Cute and Adorable. ^^

Click here to read more :)

Be careful when u sneeze !

Click here to read more :)

Okay ! no offence because that is obviously wrong.

i once got msg from my peninsular friend (in one of my social network) and he asks me bout my location. once they know we’re sabahan, they’ll try to use the word ‘bah’.

sabah bah. umo brapa bah?

aduii… now, let me tell you urg peninsular. the word ‘bah’ should be use in proper sentence. “umo brapa bah?”

isn’t that weird for us sabahan??

BAH is used to :

1. show agreement : 

ko pg dulu ambil tu munyit sana.

- bah bah. sy pg.

    2. to assure something :

ko ada beli ka tu montoku sy minta tadi?

- ada bah. sy kasi tambah lagi lima.

    3. to persuade :

- please la bah.

- buli la bah.

and etc… ( i mean a lot of bah usage )

but not ‘sabah bah. umo brapa bah?’. moron!

p/s : kalo dia ckp ‘kamu umur brapa bah ni?’ buli lagi kali. =.=’


DO THIS IF YOU GET WHAT I MEANT

Uh-huh ~ (HAHAHA)

Tahap critical ni. HAHA

Patient : Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything. 
Doctor : How long have you had this problem? 
Patient : What problem?

A girl that is obvious bitch. HAHA

A man was walking down the beach and he saw a girl with no arms and no legs crying, he asked the girl why are you crying.

She said, “I have never been hugged before”.
He said, “I will hug you” , so he hugs her and walks away.

Next day the man walking down the same part of the beach and he sees the girl crying, so he askes her whats wrong, she says, “I have never been kissed before”.

But WHY ??

Why do they call it a Hot Water Heater ???

ps/ you don't need to heat hot water !

Height of coincidence

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

p/s : wow~

It's been a long time

HAHAHA. (i laugh without purpose)
I am wasting my time blogging when my assignment bilang mari. Those assignments kept hitting me over and over again since last semester. i thought was going to be used with them. Heaven yeah.. I'M NOT. ugh..

Kenapa ka setiap kali assignments dtg, i will visit my blog. well, maybe blogging is a perfect getaway for me. ASSignment is like a pain in my ass. duduk lama2 depan lap top, menyakitkan buntut. 


Okay la. daripada sy membebel di sini baik sy sambung buat assignment. (like if i can continue.)

ps/ EYE MO (moisturises and refreshes) sudah diguna hampir separuh. -___-'

A corpse may freak u out !

i think this is funny..

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years”

Smart Student

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family. A ‘smart’ student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”. As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.”Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

p/s : lucah sungguh! HAHA