It is OBVIOUS !

It's kinda annoying sometimes when people ask you what you are doing when it is really obvious for them to know. Here are some of the related situations and (suggested) answers:

Situation 1 :
Bila org nmpak ko baring tutup mata and the he/she asks,
"ko tidur ka ?"
your stunning answer is, "tidak la. sy training mcm mana maw mati ba ni."

Situation 2 :
Ko bawa TV yang rosak pg tmpat technician (to fix it) and he asks, "maw kasi bagus ka ni TV?"
your stunning answer, "tidak la. sy bawa ni TV jalan-jalan jak sini."

Situation 3 :
Kau baru bangun tidur, then someone asks you, "ko bngun sudah ?"
your stunning answer, "sy tdur smbil jalan ba ni."

Situation 4 :
One of your friend call your house phone number and he/she asks, "mana ko ?"
your stunning answer, "di bus stop."

Situation 5 :
Ada orang nmpk ko baru kluar dari bilik mandi basah-basah and he/she asks, "ko baru mandi ka ?"
your stunning answer, "Sy jatuh di lubang jamban." OR.. for guys maybe the answer would be different la kan ? *cough*

Situation 6 :
Ko di tandas, pintu berkunci, terus ada org ketuk pintu tanya, "ada orang kah ?"
your stunning answer, (buat suara kiut and answer..) "teda orang ! taie yang bcakap ni."


HA.HA. bikin panas kan ? but sometimes I will ask the same question like in situation 1, 3 and 5 because it's kinda awkward when you don't say anything.

ps// sorry for the incompatibility language used.